The Resurgence

BOOM! Just like that we’re back! It took emergency crews months to work through the rubble, but, just recently, the tomb of the legendary Drunken Samurai was unearthed.

Written on the walls, a Sanskrit story told of a time when the Earth would be plunged into chaos and madness. In this time of peril and need, a rag-tag band of outcasts would come together and, with the light of laughter, blast through the muddied waters of political correctness to shit into holes in the sand.

“Why?” you might ask?

What’s the difference between burying your head in the sand and shoving your head up your ass?

When your head is up your ass, you know exactly how full of shit you are!