The Condom of Conversation

What IS the condom of conversation you're asking? Probably not, but maybe you are. When you have the devil holding your pocket like a prison wife, you need protection, and like all condoms, this one's no different. Every episode is wrapped up tightly inside the condom of conversation because not everything we say is our actual viewpoint. Sometimes we're being facetious, and sometimes the devil's advocate is our assistant. We'll never tell you when it's coming, but it'll always leave you with a warm feeling inside. Some say rage, others say...something else. Long story short, take nothing we say with any truth, make your own decisions and remember to smile when life's got you down because when you've hit rock bottom, we've been there grinding away to make a soft landing for you!

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